Q: Why did the football player go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback.
Q: What do you call a potato with glasses?
A: A specTATER!
Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Q: Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
A: The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Q: If an African Elephant comes to America… is it an African-American Elephant???
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: What is the world’s tallest building?
A: The library because it has the most stories.
Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: It always went back for seconds.
Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.