Cheesy Jokes of the Week

Q: Why did the football player go to the bank?

A: To get his quarterback.

 

Q: What do you call a potato with glasses?

A: A specTATER!

 

Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

A: TOOTH-HURTY!

 

Q: Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.

A: The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

 

Q: If an African Elephant comes to America… is it an African-American Elephant???

 

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

 

Q: What is the world’s tallest building?

A: The library because it has the most stories.

 

Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?

A: It always went back for seconds.

 

Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.

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